Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Branch M: Metal Gear Flppto

This is a sneaking mission. The use of stealth will be required.


It all worked so well at first. Pace yourself, sneak over there at night, and don't let anyone see you. And suddenly the moon is bright and you are terrified of everything, because as the Commander of the Rapid Force, this means you are a huge loser. Way to be scared of a damn marine life research facility. A crab is going to pinch you. Maybe a seahorse will blow bubbles at you. Or perhaps you're allergic to shellfish. For whatever reason, the Commander has decided that now is the perfect time to turn into a wimpy idiot.

So, will we (Branch Z) run away like a little baby chicken wimp, or (Branch AA) press onward towards the potentially deadly and murderous house of fish?

7 comments:

Forte said...

I say we should chicken out like Kazuma. I mean, the last time we did that, we rode away on a dragon and lived out the rest of our days peacefully.

I say that's a pretty good ending. :D

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But seriously, we need to go with branch AA.

Valter said...

Hmm. My spidey-senses are telling me that abandoning our hunt for the universe's greatest evil, and thus dooming the rest of our people to execution at his evil hands, would be the best course of action. I'm sure that the agony of Congress' torture at the hands of the EPM would still be dwarfed by the agony of reading this book.

Matthew said...

TO THE EVIL FISH! maybe it's Dr. Ghoti's Lair

SirGameandWatch said...

Screw cowardice.

Anonymous said...

Well, my experience with CYOA books *I've never read this one, don't worry* is that being brave and wreckless is better than being cautionary for no reason, so screw the moon, let's get in there!

Anonymous said...

Murderous house of fish we should go

Anonymous said...

Of course you press onward...so we can be killed by Space Surprise Fish. Let's grow a pair and face it like a man.