Monday, November 12, 2007

Branch ???: Halftime

When we last left off, we had shot Flppto. This is a wonderful ending in and of itself, but unfortunately it is not an ending. No, now we have to endure another page no matter what we decide.

Instead of fleeing back to headquarters, we attempt to give Flppto a patch job and keep exploring. So naturally, we are captured within seconds. And we have a healthy dose of resolve and willpower. It doesn't, however, change the fact that we have failed utterly and that the story has abruptly stopped. Worse, Flppto lives.

Ending BG:
Type: Non-Ending/Failure/What-The-Hell

That bites. Let's try the other ending, maybe Flppto will die this time.

You drag Flppto back to base. He calls you a jerk. The recon teams scare off the Evil Power Master and he gets away. Worst. Commander. Ever.

Ending BF:
Type: Non-Ending/Failure

Ending Catalogue:
Total Endings: 16
Non-Endings: BB BE BF BG
Victory Endings: Z AC AR AT
Failure Endings: AA AB AN AP AS BA BC BD BF BG
Death Endings: AA AB AP AS BA BC BD

What-The-Hell Endings: AA AN BA BE BG

And we're at the halfway mark! 16 out of 30 endings are complete, and the book is half over! Next time, we answer the question... what if we didn't bother with Congress at all, and went to Sector 31-47-89?

The second half of the book will bring us exciting new aggravations, insipid characters with uninspired writing, and the worst picture in the entire book.


Rockman said...

What is the logic behind your ending naming system? is it according to it's order you found the? the order they appear if you read the book like an idiot? What?

Anonymous said...

Neat! We got through half the endings! Unfortunately, Flppto didn't die in any of them, and seems to just kick around with us wherever we go. Damnit Flppto, you ruined three perfectly good endings be existing! Way to go you stupid're worse than Kitsune!

exo0O said...

Better late than never...^^

Anonymous said...

There's an even worse picture than the Evil Power Master's three glowing crotches?

Jigglysaint said...

You know all these pictures remind me of Chick Tracts. It kind of makes you think really.

Deceased Crab said...

It's very simple: I name the post after the branch we end the update at.