Saturday, November 3, 2007

Branch G: Team of Tara

Well, we'll be back here soon enough. For the moment, let's take Tara with us. Surely she won't be totally useless and serve no purpose other than a sounding board.




Whoa whoa whoa... hold up. Both the Evil Power Master and an unnamed terrorist group in the capital were involved in the Purple Days War... and you self-congratulatory morons didn't think to link the two together until now? I hope the two of them get mauled by bears. Space Bears.



It's the Space Passion of the Space Savior right here. You just floated up some damn ugly Space Stairs to find a Commodore 64 with a menacing message, complete with paper tape printer material. Watch them somehow use LOGOWriter to save the day. Damn turtle!



Unit 2A was fired for low morale. I can't imagine what the original drafts of this takeover plan looked like... maybe you can. So it seems our choices are "Stay Here and hope they come back" or "Disable the killing-us guy". Branch N or Branch O. Take your pick!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

You should totally set up a trap. A bear trap.

Anonymous said...

Just wait around and hope we run into someone? Bah, boooriinng! Let's get that central computer!

Also, I get the distinct feeling that this IS the first draft of their plan, and the only draft. Apparantly, The Evil Power Master doesn't have very good clerical service.

hateworkboy said...

Aw what the heck, let's capture one of those suckers. Maybe he has a SECRET to killing EPM.

Pure-??? said...

Go after him. sitting around waiting never helped anyone.

Valter said...

Wait around! The more interaction with enemies, the more likely the congress-woman dies!

Zetanor said...

I'm pretty sure staying alive is a good thing in these books, so I'll vote O.

Anonymous said...

Stay there. I want some space torture! Used on space pirates!

Anonymous said...

well, time is of essence. I say O.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure staying there will mean certain doom, unless going elsewhere means certain doom as well, but I will say choice O.

KingInYellowTatters said...

They're in a future with FTL interstellar travel and yet neither of them has a freaking cell phone to just call someone up to cover the other option? Heck, couldn't they just use the same top-hat-and-monocle-wearing-radio the terrorists were using earlier and get some help? Sheesh!

Leylite said...

It's a trap! Surely if both of you are busy observing the Commodore 64 it will give someone a good opportunity, to, uh, SHOOT LASERS AT YOU BY SURPRISE AND KILL YOU?

Despite this risk I'm still going with branch O "disable the killing-us guy". Both options are boneheaded, really.

Anonymous said...

Branch O




also rofl at space bears

Anonymous said...

Branch O please.