11/04 - 11/11
- Branch N: The Waiting Is The Hardest Part
- Branch O: Don't Just Stand There, Shoot Something!...
- Branch AD: Congressional Breakdown
- Branch AE: Printout of Doom
- Branch AU: Towards the Void
- Branch F: Fish Research Institute
- Branch M: Metal Gear Flppto
- Branch L: Lying to Marine Biologists
- Branch Y: Exciting Dialogue
- Branch AQ: Running Away From Scary Marine Biologis...
- ▼ 11/04 - 11/11 (10)
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
Branch F: Fish Research Institute
I... can't actually explain what just happened here. We just got mind controlled or some crap, and the book sort of cut off before ending. Maybe he isn't evil. Maybe we can't know. Maybe this ending is stupid. Profoundly stupid. Or is it? Yes. It is.
Well, we've seen what awaits us at Follop. Let's see if the beam of light is any better.
Haha, no. It is an Old Beam. We lose. It could have been so many other, better beams, though. Think of better beams.
You know what? This all went so horribly downhill ever since we agreed to go with Tara. Remember this page?
Well, clearly we screwed up. We're gonna rewind and tell Tara to Piss Off.
Oh thank goodness. We left behind everyone, Flppto included. We are spared the horrible fates that await us. Instead, we're going to an Aquatic Experimentation Facility to listen for fish and look for the Evil Power Master. Evil Fish?
Let us think of a convincing lie to tell these fish people. After all, this quarter of the book has somehow wound up with us at a fish research institute. Fish Research Institute. Ahhhhh dangit.
Do we (Branch L) lie to the fish researchers or (Branch M) hide in a cardboard box, because this may be a sneaking mission, and the use of stealth will be required? I'm actually starting to miss having to deal with Flppto and Tara already.
Total Endings: 7
Victory Endings: AC AR AT
Failure Endings: AB AS BD
Death Endings: AB AS BD
What-The-Hell Endings: BE