Saturday, November 10, 2007

Branch AQ: Running Away From Scary Marine Biologists

I just want to remind everyone here that as of right now, we don't have very good proof that these people are in league with the Evil Power Master. We have hunches, sure, and we made smalltalk over coffee, but these could just as easily be (NAME OF GROUP REMOVED DUE TO PRESSING LEGAL ACTION).

So let's just follow Jose. Why panic?
Because the marine biologists hate us and have brought us into a room with 6 cons. That's a pretty good reason to panic. This is one of the more unpleasant ends we've run into. Maybe they want to play Parcheesi? No. No they do not. Oww.

It is a sad thing our adventures have ended here.
Ending AP:
Type: Death/Failure

You know what? Running away seems like a good idea now. I don't know why they're trying to murder us, but clearly Marine Biology is a field with a seedy underbelly.

Like a bad date, you escape through the bathroom. Also like a bad date, someone is yelling "Stop! Stop where you are! There is no escape.". We run to the docks past lasers, in a pathetic attempt to escape before the marine biologists tell us more about the fish.

We're either going to escape in a boat (BB) or hide under a dock (BC). And we're never going to Sea World again.


Ending Catalogue:
Total Endings: 10
Non-Endings: BE
Victory Endings: Z AC AR AT
Failure Endings: AA AB AP AS BD
Death Endings: AA AB AP AS BD

What-The-Hell Endings: AA BE

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

You know what would be crazy? If you hide under the dock and get eaten by a giant fish! Let's hide! xD

Anonymous said...

Hide under the dock. An alligator will probably eat you :).

Anonymous said...

Hmm..this is a tough choice..take the boat, where we could easily be shot from off the dock or eaten whole by a Jaws-sized sea monster, or hide under the docks?

Well, I think we should try to keep our Metal Gear Flppto theme going, and hide from the bad guys.

Brandon said...

Get on the boat. Hopefully there's something evil on it that will kill you.

valter said...

It would be a dumb idea to actually try escaping. Let's hide under the dock!

It seems that there is no cause and effect relationship from taking bad choices to getting good endings in this book. I'm choosing the most nonsensical options in the hope that it was a trick and we'll actually succeed by being stupid.

Anonymous said...

BC, just for the hell of it.

Anonymous said...

The Mexican's may of disapointed me, but the boat never will. Take the boat.