11/04 - 11/11
- Branch N: The Waiting Is The Hardest Part
- Branch O: Don't Just Stand There, Shoot Something!...
- Branch AD: Congressional Breakdown
- Branch AE: Printout of Doom
- Branch AU: Towards the Void
- Branch F: Fish Research Institute
- Branch M: Metal Gear Flppto
- Branch L: Lying to Marine Biologists
- Branch Y: Exciting Dialogue
- Branch AQ: Running Away From Scary Marine Biologis...
- ▼ 11/04 - 11/11 (10)
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Branch AE: Printout of Doom
Well, here's that mutually assured destruction scenario we worried about for all those years. And naturally, we got it because we involved Congress. I hope you all learned something here today. Whenever you involve Congress, people die. Also, the Evil Power Master, like all good Care Bears villains, uses his negative emotions to survive weaponry.
That's what you get. Well, let's not do that, instead, let's haphazardly attack him ourselves, with no warning.
Martian this and martian that. Shut up, Flppto. you're going to get ground up into delicious martian lunchmeat because you have irked us. How about you learn to steer us away from meteors.
This time around, the Evil Power Master didn't put up much of a fight. I don't think we'll really be sorry until we remember how funny his head looked, and start to miss it.
Well, that certainly put ol' Bigface in his place (Hell), but I like to think we can make better decisions than that. Let's rewind a little bit. Instead of searching for answers and solutions, let's sit in front of an AppleIIe, and maybe play some Lode Runner.
Yes, worship your IT department, for they control your access to email, pathetic fools. I don't think using conventional computers was the mistake here, but using really old computers that predate even SSL and other basic security features. But no, the Evil Power Master wouldn't listen, his computers HAD to run the Oregon Trail in it's original format, natively.
We need to beat Flppto to death. It's always Congress This and Congress That. Listen here you freak, I'm holding a computer printout from an AppleIIe, with the paper tape and everything. I'm going to tear off the paper tape and fold little patterns with it, which is why there is no time to listen to Martians!
The Void of Niro... this doesn't sound like a trap, no.
Decision time! Branch AT will force us to talk to Congress... AGAIN. I'm pretty tired of that. Branch AU on the other hand will send us right to Follop, by ourselves. We could really go either way here.
Total Endings: 4
Victory Endings: AC AR
Failure Endings: AB AS
Death Endings: AB AS