Why oh why did we talk to these bumbling idiots again? Look how panicked they are. These jackasses will never beat Ultima IV with their lack of courage. I hope the third planet the Evil Power Master was talking about exploding is Lacoon.
Wait. You mean to tell me that a congress wasn't a frightened and hysterical mob BEFORE being threatened with death? That's a new one on me. At least Flppto accomplished something by staying with the computer; he guaranteed that he's going to take our job as commander of the Rapid Force after this.
Well, it's once again decision time. We can choose Branch AR, where we dive into battle against the Evil Power Master's forces like a bunch of careless jackasses, or Branch AS, where we tell Congress, a bunch of frightened jackasses, about our amazing plan to jump into battle. There is no time to think, only time to use terrible and flawed catchphrases.
11/04 - 11/11
- Branch N: The Waiting Is The Hardest Part
- Branch O: Don't Just Stand There, Shoot Something!...
- Branch AD: Congressional Breakdown
- Branch AE: Printout of Doom
- Branch AU: Towards the Void
- Branch F: Fish Research Institute
- Branch M: Metal Gear Flppto
- Branch L: Lying to Marine Biologists
- Branch Y: Exciting Dialogue
- Branch AQ: Running Away From Scary Marine Biologis...
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